Lou Reed and Metallica collaborate...epic musical fail results

I think everybody needs to have at least a little listen to these snippets of tracks from the upcoming Lou Reed and Metallica collaboration album Lulu (with a title like that was it doomed to be horrendous?), if only to hear just how hilariously bad it is. Can you say musical car crash?

http://www.youtube.com/user/LouReedMetallicaTV